Musings from a trip to Whole Foods

  1. Can I get the organic lemons at the conventional price if they have been sneezed on by a small child?
  2. Why are you surprised to be pushing a cart and your child's scooter? Have you ever gone more than half a block without having to carry it?
  3. Why are they always out of parsley?
  4. Why is there always cilantro where the parsley is supposed to be?