Musings from a trip to Whole Foods
- •Can I get the organic lemons at the conventional price if they have been sneezed on by a small child?
- •Why are you surprised to be pushing a cart and your child's scooter? Have you ever gone more than half a block without having to carry it?
- •Why are they always out of parsley?
- •Why is there always cilantro where the parsley is supposed to be?