Things I think of three minutes before we push away from the gate

  1. Dammit I could have worn yoga pants
    The woman across from me did and she looks very chic
  2. I should have peed agin before boarding
    What is the Guinness world record for smallest bladder
  3. Did I pack ....
    Oh well if I didn't, excuse to go shopping
  4. How long until the drink cart comes around
    I mean if I have to pee anyway ...