Things I think of three minutes before we push away from the gate
- •Dammit I could have worn yoga pantsThe woman across from me did and she looks very chic
- •I should have peed agin before boardingWhat is the Guinness world record for smallest bladder
- •Did I pack ....Oh well if I didn't, excuse to go shopping
- •How long until the drink cart comes aroundI mean if I have to pee anyway ...