Body Hair I Wish Wasn't There (a TMI li.st)

One little hair here and there causing just a slight amount of personal despair.
  1. Smattering on the Shoulders
    Yuck! Surprised my razor is not stuck. (Actually only a few hairs, but the rhyme worked really good there.)
  2. Random Mole Hair
    Sure it indicates a "healthy" mole, but still it saddens my self-absorbed soul.
  3. Ear/Nose Hair
    Back! Back into the dark places from which you grew. Ewww.
  4. Inside of Elbow
    Interior of said elbow, one little hair saying "hello." Oh, you must go!