Body Problems at Work

  1. Sleepy Foot
    Crossed my legs, during a meeting. Now, my foot is asleep and I must hobble to walk to the coffee pot. Nearly tragic.
  2. Twitchy Eye
    What the Hell? Really? Must my eye begin twitching, during my performance review. Please, for the love of God, don't fire me! I'll buy an eye patch. I promise.
  3. Sleepy Head
    Bright ray of sunshine landing on my head. Oh, so sleepy. Would anyone mind, if I got up and ran sprints around the conference room? Oh, I forgot. I can't. My foot fell asleep.