Body Problems at Work
- •Sleepy FootCrossed my legs, during a meeting. Now, my foot is asleep and I must hobble to walk to the coffee pot. Nearly tragic.
- •Twitchy EyeWhat the Hell? Really? Must my eye begin twitching, during my performance review. Please, for the love of God, don't fire me! I'll buy an eye patch. I promise.
- •Sleepy HeadBright ray of sunshine landing on my head. Oh, so sleepy. Would anyone mind, if I got up and ran sprints around the conference room? Oh, I forgot. I can't. My foot fell asleep.