Cereal Characters that Really Bother Me
- •Honorable Mention - "Hot Cereals" CategoryThis kid really bothers me. Bothers me to the core. Plus, what is up with the birds? This kid must be stopped and his little birds, too.
- •The Cap'nNo Captain would go by Cap'n and I certainly don't want him to "crunch-a-tize" me. Plus, his eyebrows are on his hat. Wrong. Just wrong.
- •Cereal with EyesNasty. The last thing that I want as I smother my cereal in milk and crunch into it is for it to be looking back at me. Creepy.
- •Apple from the Depths of HellDear God, I may not be able to sleep tonight. In fact, if this cereal is in my house, I may never be able to sleep again. Your worst nightmares have come true and they are joining you for breakfast.