- •Child 1Playing on his tablet, while nursing a black eye. What's that? He's using a Margarita-in-a-Bag as an ice substitute? Don't judge me. He's just getting it to the proper slushy consistency for me. Multi-tasking child.
- •Child 2Blowing a bubble, while playing on his tablet. Multi-talented child.
- •Child 3Wearing "church" socks, while playing on his tablet. Multiple-clothing-styles-worn-all-at-once child.
- •Furry ChildWishes that one of three human children would play with him. Is there an app for that? Multiple-options-for-children-to-play-with-him furry child.