Christmas Web of Lies

  1. 1.
    Excellent delivery of Star Wars themed presents down the chimney.
  2. 2.
    Casual Christmas dinner conversation.
  3. 3.
    Good story about how my co-workers were impressed with the cool Star Wars stuff.
  4. 4.
    Reminder from my young son that I didn't know about half of the presents in advance, since they were delivered by Santa.
  5. 5.
    Quick backtrack and fabrication of a "we were looking at different Star Wars toys on the internet" story.
  6. 6.
    Quick recovery appears to have worked.
  7. 7.
    Shove another piece of roast beast into my mouth and contemplate my web of lies.