Dad Jokes on the Road

  1. See a truck with "Bison Transportation" on the side.
  2. "Hey, kids. Know what's in that truck?"
    Answer: "Buffalo."
  3. "Know where they are headed?"
    Answer: "Buffalo, New York."
  4. "Know why?"
    Answer: "Halftime entertainment for the Buffalo Bills game."
  5. (Many groans. Kids ask me to stop.)
  6. 90 minutes later... See a truck with a picture of a rabbit.
  7. "Hey, kids. Know what's in that truck?"
    Answer: "Rabbits."
  8. "Know the mood in the truck?"
    Answer: "Hoppy."
  9. "Know where they are headed?"
    Answer: "Easter Island."
  10. (Kids look sad. Sit in silence.)
  11. 30 minutes later... Pass a truck with the picture of a jaguar. I remain silent. A dad must carry their jokes to the edge, but never too far. #DadWisdom