1. Proud of the Dill Pickle Sunflower Seed pile that I generated at the baseball game
  2. Sad that the selfie turned out so bad
  3. Eagerly waited for the $1 "Giant" Dill Pickle at the concession stand
  4. Very sad when it turned out to be less than "Giant"
    A "Giant" pickle should really be larger than a human hand. Just sayin'.
  5. Happy to live in an age featuring so many Dill Pickle products
  6. Sad to realize that I might have a "Dill Pickle Problem."
    Known in "the industry," as a "pickle prob."