Disturbing Spoon

Okay, let's be clear. The context involves exclusively "cuddle spooning" (i.e. "a warm nestle"). There, now I feel better. Sort of.
  1. I fell asleep spooning with my lovely wife.
    Sweet, warm, wonderful.
  2. I woke up spooning with my dog.
    What? When did this happen? How did this transfer take place? Was I fired? I certainly wasn't upgraded.
  3. Strange, but okay.
    Still a warm and sweet cuddle. Strangely, I am okay with the situation. A bit disturbed, but strangely okay.