Fact of the Day

  1. 1.
    I woke up this morning.
    A fact, but not "Fact of Day." Wait for it.
  2. 2.
    I thought it was Saturday.
    Fact, I was thinking it, but it falls within the "Not a Fact" category, because it is actually Friday.
  3. 3.
    Realized it was actually Friday.
    We already covered this.
  4. 4.
    Remembered that sometimes life is not fair.
    Now it's time to play that jingle, "Fact of the Day!"