Facts about this Morning

  1. 1.
    Fact - I would have been to work on-time, if they allowed me to wear a bathrobe into the office.
  2. 2.
    Bonus Fact - I am not indispensable enough at work to be needed, if the only option was me in bathrobe attire.
  3. 3.
    Double Bonus Fact - They don't know what they are missing, because I look mighty fine in my bathrobe.