1. Propane Tank Exchange
    Why is a gas filled tank heavy? It's not like it was full of marbles.
  2. Water Softener Salt
    Even though I pay for it, why do I feel sinister pulling up to the store and putting it in my trunk? I guess no one would ever steal a bag of this, the most boring product in the world.
  3. The Burden of Tax Preparation
    Begone demon forms from Hell! Begone!