Heavy Things I was Carrying Yesterday and Eventually Set Down
- •Propane Tank ExchangeWhy is a gas filled tank heavy? It's not like it was full of marbles.
- •Water Softener SaltEven though I pay for it, why do I feel sinister pulling up to the store and putting it in my trunk? I guess no one would ever steal a bag of this, the most boring product in the world.
- •The Burden of Tax PreparationBegone demon forms from Hell! Begone!