1. Dirty desk?
    Static
    More like a pig pen. Really? An opened box of Irish Spring soap? Odd. Odd and pig-like.
  2. Wait there's more...
    Static
    Good Lord, boy you have a problem. There's a butter dish sitting there. A butter dish?!?
  3. Find the right box.
    Static
    Insert stuff into the box.
  4. Stuff into Guest Bedroom closet.
    Static
    Best if it joins it's friends.
  5. Great job!
    Static
    Desk clean... mission accomplished! Just don't plan on using the Guest Bedroom closet anytime soon.