I Said "Five," Not Four

  1. 1.
    I have a peculiar tendency.
  2. 2.
    When I say "five," I only hold up four fingers.
  3. 3.
    I really do mean five, but only show four.
  4. 4.
    Not that there is anything wrong with my thumb...
  5. 5.
    (...it just never seems to make it to the party).