1. At first, I was offended by the size of the Muscle Milk canister.
    Really? Must something used primarily for smoothies be so large? Just showing off, I think.
  2. Who does not want to buy one item that takes up more than its fair share in the limited space environment of the kitchen?
  3. Then I noticed the Crisco next to the Muscle Milk. Also unnecessarily large. Really?
  4. Slowly, I came to the realization that I am witnessing an arm's race.
  5. Artificial protein powder stuff versus artificial lardish butter substitute stuff. Frightening.
  6. Guys, knock it off. You can all have your place. You can all have your space. No need to crowd out the salad dressing.