Kitchen Cabinet Arms Race
- •At first, I was offended by the size of the Muscle Milk canister.Really? Must something used primarily for smoothies be so large? Just showing off, I think.
- •Who does not want to buy one item that takes up more than its fair share in the limited space environment of the kitchen?
- •Then I noticed the Crisco next to the Muscle Milk. Also unnecessarily large. Really?
- •Slowly, I came to the realization that I am witnessing an arm's race.
- •Artificial protein powder stuff versus artificial lardish butter substitute stuff. Frightening.
- •Guys, knock it off. You can all have your place. You can all have your space. No need to crowd out the salad dressing.