Mystery Fruit Flies

Fruit flies have appeared in my office cubicle, but there is no fruit to be found. Other possible explanations...
  1. My Plastic Pineapple Sippy Cup
    Turns out those little critters think it's the real deal. Poor little critters.
  2. Cubicle Neighbors and their Secret Fruit Trade
    What? Looks like I was deemed not trustworthy enough to buy into their new venture. Jealous. Bitter. Bitter jealous.
  3. Tiny Office Security Guards
    One can never be too safe.
  4. Banana Hair Gel
    Cutting edge and oh so tasty for visitors to lick.
  5. Nano Interns
    Duh.