1. My family was on to me. I was the man who had been sneaking Girl Scout cookies.
  2. As the interrogation began, I confessed, but added, "Hey, I stole some cookies, but I didn't kill a man."
  3. Hmm, I guess that's something. We'll set that aside until the sentencing hearing. As for now, guilty as charged.
  4. It was worth a try, but sadly sometimes it's not an either or question. That's the way the Girl Scout cookie crumbles.