Odd Couple (that makes me feel uneasy in a strangely protective, but appropriately odd, way)

I ran across this ad yesterday and now I don't feel right. Is that so wrong?
  1. Not rushing to judgement, but Chloe should get far far away from Nurb (I have a bad feeling about that guy). And in no case (ever!) should they take a "tour of the human body" together! Ew!
    Sorry Nurb, it's time for you to leave now.