One Stop Shop

Finally, a store that checks off everything on my li.st.
  1. Straw Bales? ✔
    Kids, guess what's for dinner?
  2. Dirt? ✔ Rocks? ✔
    You cannot find these just anywhere.
  3. Manure? ✔
    Wait! I need it to be old manure. Not the new stuff. They just don't make it like they used to. ✔✔