Waking up my boys, I tried to be festive. I tried and failed at speaking in an Irish accent. I also soon learned that my Saint Patrick's Day vocabulary is limited to the following words.
  1. Pot of Gold
  2. Rainbow
  3. Leprechaun
  4. Shamrock ("clover" probably falls in this category, too)
  5. Lad and Lass
  6. Lucky Charms
  7. Blarney (although this one sadly does not count, because I use it as an expression, such as "Blarney!" I am guessing that is wrong)
  8. Long story short. I admit that I am woefully not Irish and most Irish are happy I'm not in the club.