Waking up my boys, I tried to be festive. I tried and failed at speaking in an Irish accent. I also soon learned that my Saint Patrick's Day vocabulary is limited to the following words.
- •Pot of Gold
- •Shamrock ("clover" probably falls in this category, too)
- •Lad and Lass
- •Lucky Charms
- •Blarney (although this one sadly does not count, because I use it as an expression, such as "Blarney!" I am guessing that is wrong)
- •Long story short. I admit that I am woefully not Irish and most Irish are happy I'm not in the club.