In the bright summer sun, while watching my son's Little League game, I engaged in the noble 21st century pursuit of the perfect bubble gum bubble selfie.
  1. Timing issues.
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    Plus, it looks nasty.
  2. Not too bad.
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    I credit the shades.
  3. Creepy eyes.
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    Put back on the sunglasses.
  4. Pitiful.
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    Just sad.
  5. Switch from Extra to Double Bubble.
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    Extra blows better bubbles, but the gum was losing its elasticity and the concession stand only sold Double Bubble. A man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do.
  6. Success.
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    Welcome to Bubble Valhalla. I hope you enjoy your stay.