Pursuit of the Perfect Bubble Selfie

In the bright summer sun, while watching my son's Little League game, I engaged in the noble 21st century pursuit of the perfect bubble gum bubble selfie.
  1. Timing issues.
    Plus, it looks nasty.
  2. Not too bad.
    I credit the shades.
  3. Creepy eyes.
    Put back on the sunglasses.
  4. Pitiful.
    Just sad.
  5. Switch from Extra to Double Bubble.
    Extra blows better bubbles, but the gum was losing its elasticity and the concession stand only sold Double Bubble. A man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do.
  6. Success.
    Welcome to Bubble Valhalla. I hope you enjoy your stay.