Reasons for li.st Delay
I'm calling in to say that I will be a little late with this morning's li.st.
- •Seems it snowed more than I thought it would last night.Check the weather dude.
- •Had to clear out our driveway.Is not that what kids are for?
- •Cleared out the neighbor's driveway.I suspect that they don't like the fence we built to contain our loud dog and kids. Consider it a peace offering. A very small and chilly peace offering.
- •Got to get the kids ready.Involves a cattle prod and many well crafted threats.
- •Need to drive them to the Santa breakfast.Santa, please buddy, sleep in next year.
- •Go to church.Pray for forgiveness for the late li.st.
- •Trim the Christmas tree.Before we have a "New Year's tree" (patent pending).
- •Hey, wait. I just wrote a li.st. I'm in the clear.Sorry, no time to edit for errors. You see there's plenty to do.