Editor's Note. He was just outside for a bathroom break, so it's not that. I promise. I can see it in his eyes.
  1. He does not have thumbs.
    Hard to open a human style door without those.
  2. I know what he wants, because he penetrates my soul.
    Sort of creepy that way.
  3. He looks sad.
    I suspect ages of genetic breeding, rather than genuine sadness.
  4. He wants outside to bark.
    It's in his nature, but he lives in a people centric world. Sorry, bud. #JustTheWayItIs
  5. Now, he sits on the couch like a cat.
    Humiliating. My soul cries for him, but at least he is not barking.