Reasons the UFC is not for Me
- 1.I have never punched anyone.Not sure that I would know how.
- 2.I cannot kick.Oh, their shines might hurt.
- 3.I might run and hide from Rhonda Rousey.She would kick my butt in under 3 seconds. Scary, but true.
- 4.Bruised ribs hurt.Plus, they would disqualify me from being considered as "quality meat."
- 5.I have more lumps than muscles.I would however look more "cuddible" than my competitor.