1. I have never punched anyone.
    Not sure that I would know how.
  2. I cannot kick.
    Oh, their shines might hurt.
  3. I might run and hide from Rhonda Rousey.
    She would kick my butt in under 3 seconds. Scary, but true.
  4. Bruised ribs hurt.
    Plus, they would disqualify me from being considered as "quality meat."
  5. I have more lumps than muscles.
    I would however look more "cuddible" than my competitor.