Reasons the UFC is not for Me
- •I have never punched anyone.Not sure that I would know how.
- •I cannot kick.Oh, their shines might hurt.
- •I might run and hide from Rhonda Rousey.She would kick my butt in under 3 seconds. Scary, but true.
- •Bruised ribs hurt.Plus, they would disqualify me from being considered as "quality meat."
- •I have more lumps than muscles.I would however look more "cuddible" than my competitor.