Reasons they did not tell me about the string hanging off my face

After wrapping up a meeting at work, I realized I had a string hanging off my face. Never mind about how it got there, why didn't anyone tell me?
  1. Anything covering my hideous face is a good thing
    Hurtful bastards!
  2. Maybe I was saving it for my big ball of string project at home
    Every little bit helps. #Truth
  3. "String" - the newest 5 o'clock shadow decoration
    What a trend setter!
  4. They hate me
    Obviously the case.
  5. Must be the start of his new face sweater
    Duh!