1. I left my apple alone in the office fridge.
  2. At lunch, I found this...
  3. Yes, my apple appears to have been pregnant!
  4. ...but I am a bad man...
  5. I ate my apple. Now, it's spawn is sad and alone.
  6. May the gods of apple goodness have mercy on my weak sole.
  7. Wait! Maybe there's a Silver Lining. Maybe the apple was spontaneously reproducing and I alone ate the self duplicating apple culprit, thereby saving the world from being overrun by apples.
  8. Yep, that has to be it.
  9. Whew! Close call.