Spending Spring Break at Crestfallen
- •My 10-year-old son has been exchanging texts with his friend about Spring Break happenings.
- •My son - "How is your trip?"
- •Friend - "Great. We went to the French Quarter and there is a pelican nest outside our window."
- •Friend - "How is your trip?"
- •My son - "Change of plans. We are staying home. SPAM Museum."
- •Um, never has my pitiful vacation planning sounded so... pitiful.