Spousal Message Received
In an act of silly sensuality, while my wife was in the kitchen, I unexpectedly approached without her seeing and landed a gentle kiss and soft lick on the back of her neck. Potential responses follow...
- •"Oh baby!"She did not say this.
- •"That's new, I like it."Again, she passed on this one.
- •Nothing said, but a pleased smile on her face.Uh, this was not it either.
- •"It's icky and I'll jab you if you don't quit."Sure she said it playfully, but the message to "knock it off" was oh so clear.