Deep in the back of my closet, I found an old pair of suspenders. Wearing them to work, I suddenly realized that I was now qualified for the following jobs.
- •Country Lawyer"I object!"
- •Country Minister"Praise the Lord!"
- •Country Anything"I declare!"
- •Slappy McPeteMore of a name than a job, but the suspenders give me the confidence to pull off the roll.
- •1980s Guy"Should we tell him that it's 2017 and he has gone back to the future?"
- •Awesome Looking Guy in Suspenders, who is strutting around the office like the love child of Mick Jagger and a barnyard rooster.Hold the phone, I'm already that guy.