1. I got a new sweater for work, but it makes me look like this.
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  2. Sadly, all that is missing are some butterscotch hard candies in the pocket.
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  3. Now, I will be forced to buy some of this cologne.
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  4. Watch out co-workers, because soon I'll look like this.
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  5. Next step, driving to work in this.
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  6. So simple, problem solved.