1. I don't follow the NBA.
  2. My boys know the NBA.
  3. Walking into a room with Sports Center on, they have some tid bit of news about Kevin Durant.
  4. Trying to be funny. Trying desperately to relate to my kids, I joke "Do they call him 'K Dur?'"
  5. My kids in exasperated annoyance responded, "No! KD."
  6. Um, I may not know the NBA, but I now know not to joke about Kevin Durant. I also know that I should really stop trying to be funny for an audience consisting exclusively of my kids.
  7. By the way, feel free to call me, "D Paul."