The Future (in Ten Minutes)
As we walked to the YMCA, my teenager and I realized that we would arrive early. What should we do with our extra ten minutes? We looked at each other and evaluated our only options.
- •"We could hang out in the locker room with the old guys who should be wearing more clothes."
- •I've seen the future. Ten minutes into the future and that scene will not involve my future self.
- •"I vote that we hang out by the vending machines."
- •...and we have a winner!