As we walked to the YMCA, my teenager and I realized that we would arrive early. What should we do with our extra ten minutes? We looked at each other and evaluated our only options.
  1. "We could hang out in the locker room with the old guys who should be wearing more clothes."
  2. I've seen the future. Ten minutes into the future and that scene will not involve my future self.
  3. "I vote that we hang out by the vending machines."
  4. ...and we have a winner!