The Only Two Reasons My Wife Needs Me

  1. 1.
    I make her morning coffee.
    My mom is downsizing and yesterday mailed us her Keurig. Oh dear, now I'm down to only one reason my wife needs me. #Nervous #JustHangingOn
  2. 2.
    I take out the trash.
    Don't you dare add this to the kid chore list! #Fearful #JobSecurity