The Perfect Break at Work
Wonder and delight awaits you, when your boss brings Pop Rocks and Zotz into work.
- •What not to do...Do not bite into a Zotz! They are a Pop Rocks filled hard candy and you will regret it (although your sinuses will experience a whole new sensation, guaranteed).
- •What does not work...Much to our strange disappointment, Pop Rocks followed by Coca Cola will not send you to the ER. In fact, it's kind of a let down.
- •What they help with...They help serve as a distraction, because I arranged for a group outing at lunch to a cool sounding burger place, but found out on the way that they were closed on Mondays. Ugh, but the name of a new children's book was born, "Dave, the Boy who should've Googled first."
- •What they taught us..The absolutely coolest thing. For some people, if you swallow a package of Pop Rocks and chase it with water, you can actually hear the Pop Rocks in their belly. Absolutely coolest thing ever! #WinningPopRocksAtWorkStyle