Things I Appreciated This Morning

  1. 1.
    The Snooze Button
    10 more minutes of sleep? Don't mind if I do.
  2. 2.
    Carpeted Bedroom
    Thank you and good morning, artificial micro-fibers.
  3. 3.
    Shower Gel
    Don't tell my wife. Don't tell anyone.
  4. 4.
    Freshly Brewed Coffee
    Morning Joe, Morning Happiness.
  5. 5.
    A Three Day Holiday Weekend on the Horizon
    Welcome Summer, we've missed you.