1. The Snooze Button
    10 more minutes of sleep? Don't mind if I do.
  2. Carpeted Bedroom
    Thank you and good morning, artificial micro-fibers.
  3. Shower Gel
    Don't tell my wife. Don't tell anyone.
  4. Freshly Brewed Coffee
    Morning Joe, Morning Happiness.
  5. A Three Day Holiday Weekend on the Horizon
    Welcome Summer, we've missed you.