Things I Realized at Work
- •The tag on my new polo is way too long.Really? Is this long of a tag necessary? Plus, I need to go all the way to the copy room to get a pair of scissors. Something about no scissors at the desk during your probationary period. No, just kidding. I think. Anyway, this tag is too long.
- •If I hit the arm of my chair just right, it sounds like a soft gong.I'm sure everyone in the office appreciated my new discovery. I'm sure they appreciated it even more, when I felt the need to replicate the sound a half dozen times, which sounds like a lot, but it's just six times. Deal with it folks, it's a fun new sound.
- •We have an amazing coffee station.Coffee? Got it. Filters? An abundance. Butter? Yep, just in case. Brown sugar? Ditto. Plus, variety after variety after variety of yummy java. Brew baby, brew!
- •Someone spilled plastic forks behind the office coffee station and ran off.Shame! Shame! Plastic utensil shame!