1. The Grinch
    Not his surly attitude, but rather his lumpy torso. Although I'm not green. That's a nice positive place to start.
  2. The Shed in the Spring
    That feeling when you open the door and see all of the random junk that you shoved inside, before the first snow.
  3. Potential
    Somewhere inside there is my old body. Finding it again will be a challenge. Not insurmountable, but a quality struggle. Sort of like flossing. You can do it. You know you can. It's just a pain. Alas, I did not store everything in the shed in one day and it will take a while to clean it up. Time is a mean one, Mister Grinch.