Things you don't want to hear at 4AM
- •Your dog beginning to vomit"Where's the closest linoleum floor? Stat!"
- •Your child appearing at your door announcing, "My tummy hurts."Do not, I repeat do NOT, let the child into your bed. Fight that comforting instinct and find a linoleum floor. Stat!
- •Your phone ringing"Oh dear God, who just died?"