Thoughts while Cleaning the Coffeemaker
- •Hang in there buddy, help is on the way.
- •Don't accidentally drink the vinegar.
- •I repeat do NOT drink the vinegar.
- •There's a reason that Starbucks does not serve vinegar lattes. Do not drink the vinegar.
- •Coffeemaker, I am so sorry that I have been a lousy friend. Everyday, you fix me fresh brewed cups of java and what did I do? I ignored your needs. Bad coffee drinker. Bad friend. Don't accidentally drink the vinegar.
- •I'm thankful that the astronaut perched on top of the coffeemaker is wearing the appropriate breathing apparatus. Good call, soldier.
- •Oh and by the way, DON'T DRINK THE VINEGAR!