Thoughts while Cleaning the Coffeemaker

  1. Hang in there buddy, help is on the way.
  2. Don't accidentally drink the vinegar.
  3. I repeat do NOT drink the vinegar.
  4. There's a reason that Starbucks does not serve vinegar lattes. Do not drink the vinegar.
  5. Coffeemaker, I am so sorry that I have been a lousy friend. Everyday, you fix me fresh brewed cups of java and what did I do? I ignored your needs. Bad coffee drinker. Bad friend. Don't accidentally drink the vinegar.
  6. I'm thankful that the astronaut perched on top of the coffeemaker is wearing the appropriate breathing apparatus. Good call, soldier.
  7. Oh and by the way, DON'T DRINK THE VINEGAR!