Three Pieces of Advice for My Boys

  1. 1.
    Red Wine. Chocolate. Flowers.
    These three things will usually help you and should be trusted. They won't always work, but they are worth a try and certainly are worth the effort. Plus remember, quality matters for each one. #Truth Hey, this is a li.st within a li.st! Winning, li.st style!
  2. 2.
    Stay with the purse, when asked.
    Don't argue. Don't complain. Just do it.
  3. 3.
    Have something clever to say during an argument? Keep your big mouth shut.
    The clever comment will provide you with momentary satisfaction, but prolong the argument exponentially. It's hard to do, but trust me, it's the right call.
  4. 4.
    Bonus Piece of Advice - Always open the door for her.
    It shows you care, plus it's the right thing to do. Also, it does not hurt if you happen to be carrying wine, chocolate, and flowers.