Three Reasons I Could Not Sleep at 2:52AM
- •Dream about losing a tooth.I even had to call my dentist out of his fencing class to discuss the loss. No worries, I have an appointment scheduled with the dentist for next Tuesday (in dreamland, not real life).
- •Dream about the house being burglarized.Checked all the doors, but still creeped out. Time to deploy my Louisville Slugger Home Defense Shield (i.e. sleeping with a baseball bat).
- •There was a third reason, but I forget.Ugh, I'm also tired and look like garbage. On the brightside, all my teeth are still there and the house received no unwanted visitors. I'll call it a win. A very tiring win, but still a win.