Three Reasons I Could Not Sleep at 2:52AM

  1. 1.
    Dream about losing a tooth.
    I even had to call my dentist out of his fencing class to discuss the loss. No worries, I have an appointment scheduled with the dentist for next Tuesday (in dreamland, not real life).
  2. 2.
    Dream about the house being burglarized.
    Checked all the doors, but still creeped out. Time to deploy my Louisville Slugger Home Defense Shield (i.e. sleeping with a baseball bat).
  3. 3.
    There was a third reason, but I forget.
    Ugh, I'm also tired and look like garbage. On the brightside, all my teeth are still there and the house received no unwanted visitors. I'll call it a win. A very tiring win, but still a win.