So from many miles away, I received an envelope from my mother. Much to my surprise, her toothbrush, "Pink" wanted to be famous and submitted a portfolio. Well, not one to say no to an aspiring toothbrush model, I present my first ever li.st Guest Post (aka a li.stitute) in the words of my mom's toothbrush, "Pink." Enjoy!
  1. Eat
    Static
    My owner loves to eat. Me, too!
  2. Sleep
    Static
    My owner loves to sleep. Me, too!
  3. Read
    Static
    My owner loves to read. Me, too.
  4. Talk
    Static
    My owner loves to talk. Me, too.
  5. Help
    Static
    Need me to take a message? I can do that, too.