Top Ways that I Mispronounce the Name of Thor's Hammer "Mjolnir"

Mispronouncing the name of Thor's hammer, a very fatherly thing to do.
  1. Moljnik
  2. Mister Heavy Tool
  3. Father Odin's Real Mayonnaise
  4. Mealmar
    Fitting name for a god's hammer that happens to be resting on a gas grill.