View Inside My Top Desk Drawer

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  1. Good Lord, I appear to have an Altoids problem. Or chronic halitosis. Or stock in the company.
  2. Soy Sauce and Tylenol. This just says that there is a party waiting to happen.
  3. Dirty spoon. Really, Dave... licking does not equal washing. Never has, never will.
  4. Mystery boxes. Oh, what do they contain? Just you never mind. Life needs it's mysteries.
  5. Lots and lots of stick pins. Workplace cork board violence deterrent.
  6. Ice cream store punch card. Just one more purchase for a free scoop! Dave is living the dream.
  7. AARP chip clip. There probably won't be any Social Security left for my generation, but at least we can enjoy some snacks, while we wait to find out.