View Inside My Top Desk Drawer
Warning. Viewer discretion is advised.
- •Good Lord, I appear to have an Altoids problem. Or chronic halitosis. Or stock in the company.
- •Soy Sauce and Tylenol. This just says that there is a party waiting to happen.
- •Dirty spoon. Really, Dave... licking does not equal washing. Never has, never will.
- •Mystery boxes. Oh, what do they contain? Just you never mind. Life needs it's mysteries.
- •Lots and lots of stick pins. Workplace cork board violence deterrent.
- •Ice cream store punch card. Just one more purchase for a free scoop! Dave is living the dream.
- •AARP chip clip. There probably won't be any Social Security left for my generation, but at least we can enjoy some snacks, while we wait to find out.