Was Wrong, Now Breathe Right
- •I gain a little weightSo sue me.
- •I begin to snoreSad, so sad.
- •How do I know?My wife began jabbing me at night saying, "You're snoring."
- •SleepyCannot take it any longer and my ribs hurt from the forceful jabs.
- •Purchase Breathe Right StripsMy nostrils are now so open, you could land a plane in there.
- •Snore no moreThank God. Happy wife, happy life.