Ways to Warm Up in Bed
The bed was sooooo cold last night, but it only seemed to bother me.
- •Put on more clothesWhat? Restrict the movements of this well tuned humanly vessel? Oh, there must be a better option.
- •Cuddle with the dogWhy must he sleep up by my head? Not an optimal cuddling spot to generate heat
- •Cuddle with my wifeDog has already firmly planted himself in the middle.
- •Get frisky with my wifeKick the dog out of bed and get physical. Oh, what's that? She wants none of that tonight? Humph. I'll take a rain check.
- •Turn on the heatIt's the middle of September. Really? The middle of September. How is this lad going to survive six more months of this?
- •Extra blanketThat would require me exiting the bed, getting even colder, and finding another blanket. Seems like a lot of work.
- •Whine until I drift off to sleepGoodnight chilly boy, sweet dreams. See you in the warm glow of the morning sun.