Things I've done while trying to be quiet
I try to be quiet. I really do. I'm just not good at it.
- •Set off my car alarm.More than once.
- •Rang the doorbell.
- •Dropped my shoes.Are you familiar with Dansko clogs? They sound like an elephant coming through the floor when dropped.
- •Broke a Corelle bowlThey're supposed to be indestructible.
- •Dropped a full bottle of milkOn a tile floor and it rolled 1,000 yards.
- •Stepped on the dogI don't blame him for fussing about it.
- •Ran into the counter, doorframe, table...There's just something about me trying to be quiet.