Things I've done while trying to be quiet

I try to be quiet. I really do. I'm just not good at it.
  1. Set off my car alarm.
    More than once.
  2. Rang the doorbell.
  3. Dropped my shoes.
    Are you familiar with Dansko clogs? They sound like an elephant coming through the floor when dropped.
  4. Broke a Corelle bowl
    They're supposed to be indestructible.
  5. Dropped a full bottle of milk
    On a tile floor and it rolled 1,000 yards.
  6. Stepped on the dog
    I don't blame him for fussing about it.
  7. Ran into the counter, doorframe, table...
    There's just something about me trying to be quiet.