LIMITS I'VE TESTED TODAY

  1. 1.
    How loudly you can play "Beep" by The Pussy Cat Dolls while walking in a crowd.
    Answer: If a tree fell in the woods but no one was around to hear it, did it really make a sound?
  2. 2.
    Jeans with an almost tear at the crotch.
    Don't forget to sit criss cross apple sauce.
  3. 3.
    Hard boiled eggs that have expired...?
    Who really knows.
  4. 4.
    My "internal clock" to wake me for class.
    I made it on time, but the class was cancelled. Naturally.
  5. 5.
    Hair that hasn't been washed in four days. In public.
    I wish I could say this was an uncommon phenomenon.
  6. 6.
    Time and space.