LIMITS I'VE TESTED TODAY
- •How loudly you can play "Beep" by The Pussy Cat Dolls while walking in a crowd.Answer: If a tree fell in the woods but no one was around to hear it, did it really make a sound?
- •Jeans with an almost tear at the crotch.Don't forget to sit criss cross apple sauce.
- •Hard boiled eggs that have expired...?Who really knows.
- •My "internal clock" to wake me for class.I made it on time, but the class was cancelled. Naturally.
- •Hair that hasn't been washed in four days. In public.I wish I could say this was an uncommon phenomenon.
- •Time and space.