1. It's been too long.
    ...Has it though?
  2. Fighting with your family comes as fluidly as the grace of a gazelle.
    You are still at baggage claim.
  3. The weather hasn't changed, but your tolerance for it has.
  4. Wherever you go, Costco is a balm to the soul.
  5. Driving on familiar roads is part of your natural instinct.
  6. You want to have all 11 of your favorite meals now.
    Like, right now.
  7. You are so much cooler living your life somewhere else.
  8. But, let's face it, that's because no one knows you the way home does yet they accept you for it.
    And thank God for that.